During the Wayside Waifs expedition yesterday, I seemed to have acquired a tiny critter on my right hand. I say 'seemed' because it was so small I couldn't really tell if it had legs or not, but it did seem to be securely attached. The staff there couldn't really tell either, and I finally weaseled it off from my skin. Holding it up afterward, the guy they had gone to as the best-chance for an expert took another look at it.
( Then it all went pear-shaped )
In a related note, does anyone (or their kid, more likely) have a low-power microscope? 10-20x would be plenty I'm sure, but the magnifying glasses we have in the house just aren't cutting it, and the digital camera can't get the resolution I want. Also, I found an almost identical widget attached to my left forearm this morning. Since God Auction ended, I am officially tasty to bugs again.
( Then it all went pear-shaped )
In a related note, does anyone (or their kid, more likely) have a low-power microscope? 10-20x would be plenty I'm sure, but the magnifying glasses we have in the house just aren't cutting it, and the digital camera can't get the resolution I want. Also, I found an almost identical widget attached to my left forearm this morning. Since God Auction ended, I am officially tasty to bugs again.
Download, upload, offload
Jul. 3rd, 2007 01:40 pmNot sleeping much these days. Not the dawn patrol wake-ups, just not tired. Slept from about 6-8:30 yesterday morning, and 2am-8am this morning. Not feeling tired, either, just...wired
Apollo's done with me reading Burkert and the like, and has recommended I go back to the original (well, translated) poetic material. So far it's been good, actually; I already mentioned Dances for Flute and Thunder, finished a version of The Orestia (called The House of Atreus) last night in the bath, and working on Horace and Ovid. It's giving me a much better sense of the language and tone I'll be taking on Sunday at the God Auction. Also finally sorted out what my theme music will be; for a god of music, he was stunningly reticient on that subject. That, or I'm tone deaf. ;)
The other big step happening right now in preparations (besides the sewing projects, which are ridiculously complex for a one-day event) is the slow shearing of my goatee. I've been trimming it down for the last week or so, and it finally got to the point where the 'patch' was small enough that it was either going to have to lose the mustache, or the beard section. Today the mustache came off; my boss' first reaction was "it makes you look a LOT younger!".
Exxxcellent. *drums fingers* And my wife hasn't even disowned me yet, for the strong resemblance I bear to one of her nasty exes when I'm shorn...
Apollo's done with me reading Burkert and the like, and has recommended I go back to the original (well, translated) poetic material. So far it's been good, actually; I already mentioned Dances for Flute and Thunder, finished a version of The Orestia (called The House of Atreus) last night in the bath, and working on Horace and Ovid. It's giving me a much better sense of the language and tone I'll be taking on Sunday at the God Auction. Also finally sorted out what my theme music will be; for a god of music, he was stunningly reticient on that subject. That, or I'm tone deaf. ;)
The other big step happening right now in preparations (besides the sewing projects, which are ridiculously complex for a one-day event) is the slow shearing of my goatee. I've been trimming it down for the last week or so, and it finally got to the point where the 'patch' was small enough that it was either going to have to lose the mustache, or the beard section. Today the mustache came off; my boss' first reaction was "it makes you look a LOT younger!".
Exxxcellent. *drums fingers* And my wife hasn't even disowned me yet, for the strong resemblance I bear to one of her nasty exes when I'm shorn...
Aprrrrrril Fools' Day!
Apr. 1st, 2007 02:04 pm(is that supposed to be Fool's or Fools'? Anyway...)
My AFD joke for today was coordinated with the fine folks running mafiascum.net. There's been an ongoing joke for several months about the "tiger threat", picking a random population out of a hat as near as I can tell, to make jokes about on the site. Something to do.
So for April 1, we changed the site to look like this:
( maFurscum.net, today )
instead of this:
( mafiascum.net, yesterday )
Many of you probably won't get this at all, but for the site's regulars, it's been screamingly funny so far. Whee!
Also, it's screamingly fucking orange. Man, that was bright at 1 AM.
My AFD joke for today was coordinated with the fine folks running mafiascum.net. There's been an ongoing joke for several months about the "tiger threat", picking a random population out of a hat as near as I can tell, to make jokes about on the site. Something to do.
So for April 1, we changed the site to look like this:
( maFurscum.net, today )
instead of this:
( mafiascum.net, yesterday )
Many of you probably won't get this at all, but for the site's regulars, it's been screamingly funny so far. Whee!
Also, it's screamingly fucking orange. Man, that was bright at 1 AM.
Too funny not to share...
Feb. 20th, 2007 10:48 pmSo as
featherynscale alluded to earlier, we're running a D&D campaign on the "Amnesia" model (based on a campaign
ursulav was in, partially). They've done Something, and then Something Bad happened, and they've forgotten who they are. Of course their equipment has become separated from them, so they can't figure it out that easily...
It starts Friday, so it's not like you all can really crack the code or anything before our players get to play, but this is all they get for their characters at first. More memories will filter in later, like, say, what class they are.
( Cut for character dossiers, if you're curious )
Actually, we don't hate our players, or their characters. In fact, we've gotten rather inordinately fond of them over the course of creating their world, and history, and damn near everything else. It's probably the easiest sort of campaign for players to jump into, and the most maddening shortly thereafter.
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It starts Friday, so it's not like you all can really crack the code or anything before our players get to play, but this is all they get for their characters at first. More memories will filter in later, like, say, what class they are.
( Cut for character dossiers, if you're curious )
Actually, we don't hate our players, or their characters. In fact, we've gotten rather inordinately fond of them over the course of creating their world, and history, and damn near everything else. It's probably the easiest sort of campaign for players to jump into, and the most maddening shortly thereafter.
Spreading the love, these were too good to pass up:
By way of
ishara: Baby Got Bustle, retro-filk.
By way of the user who wrote that, video proving kiwis can fly, if they just try hard enough. Work safe, unless you're not allowed to cry at the end.
::edit:: And from
segurant, way late: Invisibility cloak! (sort of, if you're being scanned with microwaves)
By way of
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By way of the user who wrote that, video proving kiwis can fly, if they just try hard enough. Work safe, unless you're not allowed to cry at the end.
::edit:: And from
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This is about as content-free as it gets
Oct. 27th, 2006 05:38 pmCourtesy of a user called
insomnia, which ought to tell you something right there:
Russian/Japanese hybrid... uhh, "commercial"? Just watch (or not). More-or-less worksafe...
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Russian/Japanese hybrid... uhh, "commercial"? Just watch (or not). More-or-less worksafe...
And thus, a poll!
Nov. 16th, 2005 07:55 amBased on the previous post....
[Poll #613771]Ergh. That should have read "stopsigns", not "stoplights". I agree that as written, that would be my worst act.
[Poll #613771]Ergh. That should have read "stopsigns", not "stoplights". I agree that as written, that would be my worst act.
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Sep. 12th, 2005 10:45 pm( That floral arrangement I've been talking about )
Clever, isn't she?
Clever, isn't she?
( Seven Heavenly Values )
I'm amused that most of my friends are taking both the leading man *and* leading lady quizzes, but that one's leaving me cold. Ditto Buffy.
However, last night on the way to Friday Night Supper Club, I did make a new song, after hearing about
kittenpants' latest drug-induced hallucination nighttime dreaming. Sing along with me, won't you?
( To the tune of, 'So Long and Thanks for All the Fish' )
I'm amused that most of my friends are taking both the leading man *and* leading lady quizzes, but that one's leaving me cold. Ditto Buffy.
However, last night on the way to Friday Night Supper Club, I did make a new song, after hearing about
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( To the tune of, 'So Long and Thanks for All the Fish' )
So tonight's party (for the celebration of the inestimable
featherynscale's original birth) is entitled, "Get Bent", in honor of mucking around with gender roles. The original supposition was that guys would dress as girls, and vice versa. Obviously, in our crowd, there are numerous questions that come up with so simplistic a directive, so some people will just be "playing against type" from what they usually would wear.
Unfortunately, while the reigning thematic idea for me involves a Catholic schoolgirl outfit, I happen to think I make a hideous schoolgirl, especially with the goatee and all. I could shave, but that ups
kittenpants ex-boyfriend reminisces to a somewhat unhealthy degree. So I'm still thinking about options, and you've got *hours* with which to help me. Party starts at 8, my time. We'll be going to dinner (at a restaurant which has already proven itself to be indefatigable through our antics), and then to Missy B's, a gay/fetish club (I'm not entirely clear on their clientele, but it mostly seems to involve gay men and/or leather).
( Without further ado, a poll! )
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Unfortunately, while the reigning thematic idea for me involves a Catholic schoolgirl outfit, I happen to think I make a hideous schoolgirl, especially with the goatee and all. I could shave, but that ups
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( Without further ado, a poll! )
So it comes full circle...
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Here's how to play:
- Presume that I am collecting an address book for my mother, in which she wants to know who my friends are and what they do.
- If you were to be in such an address book, post here and tell me how you would want to be described. I'll respond and tell you how I would have described you.
- Bonus points for making it as awful as possible (in her eyes), within the limitations of the English language, but still be true (in our eyes).
- Example: "
lulumai is an eternal college student. She also knows a lot about Jesus' penis."
This is only a thought-experiment. Nobody's contact information will actually be given to the crazy lady.
I didn't do it!
Jun. 28th, 2005 03:56 pmWe just broke our instructor. You know, the perky blonde? She fell apart trying to explain about topological validation, because it used the word 'dirty' like 6 times.. you know?
Oh. Ma. God. Her voice is so horribly cute, it was awful to witness. I didn't have anything to do with it, actually; I think the IT guys in my general area of the room were making faces/smirking about it.
La de da... time to go.
Oh. Ma. God. Her voice is so horribly cute, it was awful to witness. I didn't have anything to do with it, actually; I think the IT guys in my general area of the room were making faces/smirking about it.
La de da... time to go.
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Jan. 27th, 2005 03:16 pmCome to find out today that one of my co-workers (not in my office, just my department) was caught driving a City vehicle to a strip club at 2 AM, going in, having a few drinks, and then trying to leave, in front of a police car who was trying to figure out if the truck was stolen. They recognized him, apparently, since he runs the City's tow lot for impounded vehicles.
Kinda makes my online forays a little less dramatic, wouldn't you say? I wish I could say this was part of Rabbit-Hole Day (in honor of Lewis Carroll's birthday), but it's actually true.
::edit:: They seem to have taken down the article, but the video is still there on their home page.
Kinda makes my online forays a little less dramatic, wouldn't you say? I wish I could say this was part of Rabbit-Hole Day (in honor of Lewis Carroll's birthday), but it's actually true.
::edit:: They seem to have taken down the article, but the video is still there on their home page.
More Fight Club goodness
Nov. 12th, 2003 02:29 pmWaiter, there's something in my soup!
"Either it came from (the four women) or it was thrown in as a practical joke by another patron at the restaurant." Yeah, right. Because no underpaid food service employee for a posh restaurant chain would ever, EVER think of doing this...
"Either it came from (the four women) or it was thrown in as a practical joke by another patron at the restaurant." Yeah, right. Because no underpaid food service employee for a posh restaurant chain would ever, EVER think of doing this...