Yes, I voted. Now what?
Nov. 2nd, 2004 09:15 amFrom the Kansas City Star's Lisa Gutierrez, here's a game for the election coverage tonight. Follow the instructions every time you hear these phrases:
- “Too close to call”: Run outside and remove one yard sign. From your own yard.
- “Spin”: Stomp on the floor twice.
- “Florida”: Change the channel.
- “Swing state”: Do the wave.
- “Swift boat”: Scream like Howard Dean.
- “Trial lawyers”: Take a sip of the beverage of your choice.
- “Dick”: Scowl like Dick Cheney.
- “Exit polls”: Clap three times in unison.
- “Teresa” (and it must be pronounced correctly): Fluff your hair.
- “White House”: Do a quick do-si-do with a supporter of the other party. Remember, we're all in this together.