Yes, I voted. Now what?

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From the Kansas City Star's Lisa Gutierrez, here's a game for the election coverage tonight. Follow the instructions every time you hear these phrases:

• “Too close to call”: Run outside and remove one yard sign. From your own yard.
• “Spin”: Stomp on the floor twice.
• “Florida”: Change the channel.
• “Swing state”: Do the wave.
• “Swift boat”: Scream like Howard Dean.
• “Trial lawyers”: Take a sip of the beverage of your choice.
• “Dick”: Scowl like Dick Cheney.
• “Exit polls”: Clap three times in unison.
• “Teresa” (and it must be pronounced correctly): Fluff your hair.
• “White House”: Do a quick do-si-do with a supporter of the other party. Remember, we're all in this together.

Well, the last one might be a little difficult in our house...