So it comes full circle...

[triadruid]

featherynscale posted a hilarious idea for those of us with wacko birth families yesterday, and I'm appropriating it. Especially since my own mother has certain 'issues' with the way I live, and has only called the Highway Patrol out to find me once, when I actually didn't show up the day I said I would from my road trip.

Here's how to play:

1. Presume that I am collecting an address book for my mother, in which she wants to know who my friends are and what they do.
   
2. If you were to be in such an address book, post here and tell me how you would want to be described. I'll respond and tell you how I would have described you.
   
3. Bonus points for making it as awful as possible (in her eyes), within the limitations of the English language, but still be true (in our eyes).
   
4. Example: "lulumai is an eternal college student. She also knows a lot about Jesus' penis."

This is only a thought-experiment. Nobody's contact information will actually be given to the crazy lady.

Comments

[leiandra.livejournal.com]

Wasn't I the one that you were with when she called out the Highway Patrol (in the wrong state)?

Let's see - I have NO idea how I'd describe myself. You get a free turn on this one.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Yep, it was with you and Da Frug that I was nearly caught by the Law *and* your mother. Good times.

Oops.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

leiandra: Redheaded serial kidnapper who does unspeakable things with me in the company of other women. I'm obsessed with her breasts.

(I can't say anything bad about your predilections for fixing/driving trucks, as my mother would approve of that, more likely than not).