Another Safety Tip

[triadruid]

Any story (real or fictional) whose setup involves 'a plane full of lemurs..." is guaranteed to Not End Well.

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hooray! An internet of my very own! I will hug it and squeeze it and call it ... internet!

(I don't have to house-break it, do I?)

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Everyone knows you can't house-break the Internet.

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

'S true. I spent the whole morning scrubbing my nice tile floors thanks to tubgirl.