Another Safety Tip

[triadruid]

Any story (real or fictional) whose setup involves 'a plane full of lemurs..." is guaranteed to Not End Well.

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Lemurs! Everyone is fond of Lemurs!
Except for nuts and bugs, and Sigmund Freud.
And you know why they come for you?
The lemurs in your petting zoo
Lemurs in your World Tree
Even when you break your brain
There'll be lemurs in your therapy!

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

'Cause you're the King of the Hedgehogs, the King of the Hedgehogs, the King of the Hedgehogs and you can't fool lemurs.

Wait, you CAN fool lemurs. They follow each other off cliffs, for crying out loud!

Oh, well...:)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Pssst... That's lemmings, not lemurs. And apparently, lemmings don't do it either. :)

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

D'OH!

Clearly I should avoid humor while on cold meds. :)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Stampede of lemurs, though, would be unquestionably badass.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

You, my dear, have won the Morning's Internet.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hooray! An internet of my very own! I will hug it and squeeze it and call it ... internet!

(I don't have to house-break it, do I?)

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Everyone knows you can't house-break the Internet.

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

'S true. I spent the whole morning scrubbing my nice tile floors thanks to tubgirl.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

At any point in the story does Samuel L. Jackson yell "I WANT THESE LEMURS OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!" ?