Delayed reaction?

This morning's dream was a real doozy; something about Unitarian Universalists in boxing matches (the UU in question was tall and skinny, a bit like Jonathan Crane or a bodak, but friendlier) against Mike Tyson lookalikes. Against the odds, the UU seemed to be winning, which led me to concern that the fight had been rigged (I wasn't entirely clear on what my role in the whole affair was).

But then most of that became sidelined by Captain Jack Sparrow, who seemed to be strapped to a long spine board, only it wasn't quite long enough so he ran and jumped out of a window, rolled out of it (sort of), and went to harass some guy shilling cheap plastic crap on the other side of the street. I got the impression he wasn't actually hurt, but maybe just strapped to the thing to try to keep him out of trouble (vainly, obviously). Somehow the back board had "extensions" that came out of the top when he loomed over the guy on the street, giving him the appearance of a plywood cobra.

At about which point kittenpants woke up with her own nightmare, and I lost the thread... such as it was.

Links!

Spreading the love, these were too good to pass up:

By way of ishara: Baby Got Bustle, retro-filk.

By way of the user who wrote that, video proving kiwis can fly, if they just try hard enough. Work safe, unless you're not allowed to cry at the end.

::edit:: And from segurant, way late: Invisibility cloak! (sort of, if you're being scanned with microwaves)