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I present the following without comment: Zombie Food Pyramid.

Five scientifically plausible ways a zombie apocalypse could actually happen... you know, in case you needed help getting in the mood for Hallowe'en.

Thanks D - and many happy returns of the day to your lovely lady, rougewench (I used to mistype that as roguewench, today it's "roughwench"...hmmm)

Zombies. Zombies? Rioters? I don't know, but there's some crazy shit going on outside. I thought ysabel was dicking around earlier, but there's a bunch of fucked-up people outside, and they're Not From Around Here, yano?

The dog went nuts about half an hour ago. STILL nothing on the media (blackout? I dunno), but at least they're not smart enough to go after the power lines. So far keeping the house dark seems to be working to our advantage, but... on the other hand, we've got all that lawn fertilizer and petroleum products in the garage that kittenpants's dad left here a couple weeks ago. Fuel bomb? Jesus... but it's not like you can kill a zombie with a ^(*$#% broadhead, even if any of us were a decent shot, in the dark. No guns in this house, nosiree...

back later.

Two bits of non-news: The Royals won last night (okay, that is kind of a surprise, actually) which meant lunch at Planet Sub was half-off. And Kansas City has another serial killer. Whee!

Nothing's hit the national news yet, but some guy in line was talking about the police finding a bunch of dead bodies down by where breathofgold used to live. I guess that's what I call job security...