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This morning on the way in to work I saw the following, just besides the "Sempter Fi" bumper sticker (among others):
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This has to be the best "not-a-compliment" I've seen lately:
Also, new icon.
"...probably the best-known practitioner of alternate history working today."
Also, new icon.
Tonight is the annual New Year's costume party held by some friends, and my costume is going to be Mephistopheles in a charcoal-grey suit, black silk shirt, blood-red tie and nails, discreet horns, and a contract.
( It's this last part that I want your help with. ) (and yes, the original does get smaller and harder to read with each clause)
I'll post the formatted PDFtomorrow later...
( It's this last part that I want your help with. ) (and yes, the original does get smaller and harder to read with each clause)
I'll post the formatted PDF
| Your Daddy Is George Clinton |
 What You Call Him: Papito Why You Love Him: He knows best |
( And because it was requested... )
Weirdest. Meme. Ever.
May. 31st, 2005 11:24 pmFrom possibly the weirdest user ever who doesn't seem to be a troll: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
unsuspended. Just check out his/her/its default icon, for starters.
Anyway, the meme:
1.Stop stuffing your face with the raspberry cheesecake, put down the P-vibes, quit pleasuring your dog, and go back ten exact entries in your journal. On the tenth entry click on the first person’s LJ user name to comment on that entry. If you don’t have any comments, toss yourself in the river as you’ll never amount to anything.
2.Go to this person’s userinfo page, laugh at how obnoxiously dull their bio is. Then click the third person from the end of their friend’s list. Again, if you don’t have three friends listed then you probably didn’t have a comment on that tenth entry from #1. I told you to fucking toss yourself in the river. Did you miss that?
3.You should be at a second LJ user’s info page now. Copy this person’s LJ user name and enter it on Google Images and do a search for whatever atrocious pictures that Google will find related to the name. Post the second picture that comes up in your journal along with these instructions.
( And my result, cut for size: )
unsuspended. Just check out his/her/its default icon, for starters.Anyway, the meme:
1.Stop stuffing your face with the raspberry cheesecake, put down the P-vibes, quit pleasuring your dog, and go back ten exact entries in your journal. On the tenth entry click on the first person’s LJ user name to comment on that entry. If you don’t have any comments, toss yourself in the river as you’ll never amount to anything.
2.Go to this person’s userinfo page, laugh at how obnoxiously dull their bio is. Then click the third person from the end of their friend’s list. Again, if you don’t have three friends listed then you probably didn’t have a comment on that tenth entry from #1. I told you to fucking toss yourself in the river. Did you miss that?
3.You should be at a second LJ user’s info page now. Copy this person’s LJ user name and enter it on Google Images and do a search for whatever atrocious pictures that Google will find related to the name. Post the second picture that comes up in your journal along with these instructions.
( And my result, cut for size: )
Obligatory Izzard
Nov. 7th, 2003 03:32 pm
THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND JOKE!
Have you ever impersonated Sean Connery? You might
want to try it; it seems to be in your nature.
Just try not to offend too many people.
Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
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