If this is Friday, I must be in Paris

[triadruid]

Without fail, I neglect to remember that Friday = trash day on Thursday nights until I have gotten ready for bed. This entails either finding clothes again, or wandering around in a bathrobe of some sort collecting cat litter and recycled paper. However, without fail I also neglect to recall that when Monday is a holiday, trash day becomes Saturday. So now my recycled paper is sitting in the rain until tomorrow morning, because the cardboard boxes are going to be too soggy to move back inside. Oops.

While I'm admitting mistakes, up until yesterday evening I was convinced that the song I've currently got listed was performed by Bruce Springsteen. Really. Looks like Greg's drug-induced stupor didn't prevent him from absorbing a little of his contemporaries' lyrics and vocal tone...

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That's ok. I spent an absurd amount of time this morning putting together a bag of pizza leftovers so that I wouldn't have to leave the building... then I remembered, as I was leaving the kitchen, that I had to go to the bank today anyway, so would have no time to sit in the building and eat said pizza. Hence the random bag of pizza in the fridge.

We prefer your trash routine in the wintertime, when large overcoats become part of the process :)

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I was wondering about the pizza offering, and decided since it made it back to the fridge, it was probably intentional.

What's better about large overcoats than bathrobes?

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

It's not surprising or amusing when you're naked under a bathrobe -- that's normal.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Unexpected nudity, that's what.
The universe loves unexpected nudity.
And faux fur neckpieces, for extra Tyler Durden points.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I gave up on bathrobes... if it's past midnight, I take a peek out for cars, then streak it. Particularly in the backyard. Non-pags are so un-used to seeing nudity, that you can hop out & in before they are sure of what they saw.

It helps that with nair and full tanning, I don't look like a typical nude either... so it becomes harder to distinguish that I don't have tan shorts on if there is no pasty bum and dark furry to tip one off.

Ok, gay men might notice, but then I don't expect they would complain either. ;-)

I will be...

[lulumai.livejournal.com]

in Paris soon... not that that helps with the trash... but just thought i would share... ;) miss and love you guys...