New theory in the blender

[triadruid]

Not sure why this came to mind the other day, but I was people-watching downtown and saw a woman about to cross the street; she looked reasonably attractive, but I was totally non-plussed. This sort of surprised me, considering my usual 'type' doesn't exclude her as far as i can tell.

Type? Yeah, right. It's not based on body shape...past experience and present company can tell you that much. It's not based on height, per se... although being of a height that I can easily kiss you helps, sure. But that's more mechanics. It's not haircolor, or skincolor, or size/shape of backside or frontside...

I have a theory. But I need more data before i announce it. So if you happen to see me examining you a little more closely when I see you next, I'm not going myopic again; I may just be conducting scientific research.

Yeah, that's it; it's for science!

P.S. And no, it's not that I'm just not physically-oriented, and make all of my decisions based on personality and intellect, like the more enlightened do. I do make snap decisions (which can and do get heavily revised later based on internal characteristics), it's just not based on the above.

Comments

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

Um, no offense, but I'm happy I won't be around to be inspected more thoroughly. ;-)

Sorry

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

That probably sounded more shallow/creepy than I intended... my night last night was a lot like yours, I'm walking in a fog...

[teross50.livejournal.com]

I the humble God of Chocolate decree:

tonight we all get laid resoundingly Then turn off off the phones and sleep well
Wake up repeat the sex Then start Saturday
Amen/Blessed be

Re: Sorry

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

You need to stop appologizing! You didn't say anything wrong. It actually was quite amusing and I am curious about what results you come up with.

Sorry, sorry!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Err...I'm sorry for apologizing?

Thanks for the reality check. Actually I think it's going to be an interesting end result...

Re: Sorry, sorry!

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sorry for making you appologize and sorry that you feel as though it is your fault that you are appologizing. ;-)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

"‘Tisn’t beauty, so to speak, nor good talk necessarily. It’s just IT. Some women’ll stay in a man’s memory if they once walked down a street."
- Rudyard Kipling

chuckling

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

::still waiting in line::

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

Can't remember who I heard this from, but I think everyone does it. At first glance, some primal evolutionary assessment takes place, and there is an instant Yes/No that gets filed away. "Would I fuck this person?" Instant categorization. The files can then be revised and even shuffled, but I think that first assessment comes from the lizard-brain, the part that constantly thinks about eating, mating, and killing things before they kill you.

Can I eat it, fuck it, kill it?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

That's terribly funny. My mind actually got rolling on the idea because Johnny Dare was arguing on 98.9's Morning Show, that everyone does this Yes/No categorization, even women. The cohost/guest wasn't having it... but it came down to a terminology difference.

That, and she had more 'no's than he did. ;)

What?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

So now *you* are going to argue against me trying to find a metric?

Wonders never cease. *tickle*

waiting in line

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

There's a line? *blink*

Oh man, my post next week is gonna be scary... (not this one, something I've already got in mind)

Re: Sorry, sorry, sorry!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry that I made you feel like you were attacking me, sorry that you're having to explain it to me like I'm a two-year-old, and sorry that I'm taking up your time while you should be getting ready for your trip!

Take that!

Re: What?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hells no. Unless, of course, your metric is going to exclude me, in which case, I will argue against it until the end of my days. I'm just letting you know what you're up against here.

Bad science

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Unless, of course, your metric is going to exclude me

Hells no (to borrow a phrase). Actually, I'm trying to engage in reductionist leering moreso than analytical metrics.

"What is it about X, Y, Z, and Q that I liked on first sight?" vs. "Do X, Y, Z, or Q meet standard R?"

Re: Bad science

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Sure. As it happened, I was engaged in a fit of logic somewhere else just before reading your comment, and I felt it unreasonable to declare that I would never argue against a thing when I could imagine a situation in which I would argue against it, however unlikely the situation might be to actually arise.

The fit has passed now, though, and I'm just as likely to passionately declare any goddamned stupid thing as I generally am. Especially if I can pound my glass on the table in accompaniment.

Re: Can I eat it, fuck it, kill it?

[zylch.livejournal.com]

I don't know about everyone else, but I do. Unfortunately most of the things that trigger a "yes" response aren't terribly common in this day and age, so I fully intend to watch Troy as many times as I possibly can.

Re: Can I eat it, fuck it, kill it?

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Yippee for Troy! When does it come out?

Yea! More men in skirts!

Re: Can I eat it, fuck it, kill it?

[zylch.livejournal.com]

May 14th. With any luck I'll be in VA that weekend (hoping to see my sister class graduate and spend a couple of days with moss_raven) so I'll probably see it there. But I also plan to see it again when I get back.

And the hell with skirts, I'm drooling over the armor... and all that dirt...

Sorry, I'll mop that up now.

Ummm

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Wasn't May 14th the evening that we're doing the EiR graduation?

Re: Ummm

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Is it? I thought that was later in May. Fuck.

Well, I haven't bought the tickets yet. But it's going to be a tough decision; sister class graduation, seeing Amy & little Helen, and spending time with Best-Friend-I-Almost-Never-See vs. EiR. Bastardy.

Re: Can I eat it, fuck it, kill it?

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Oh man, La Greca (second progeny) is sooo bummed it's rated R. It's the Orlando Bloom fixation. Not that her taste is all that bad, when it comes right down to it. :-)

Re: waiting in line

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

way earlier post, goof.

[lightonthesill.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Robin Williams latest stand up - he talks about "loving spring in NYC" because all the ladies take "the girls out for walk...all those breasts...free and unencumbered..."
First - it's absolutely true... you know spring has arived in NYC by the amount of bra-less women in wife beaters and white t-shirts...

That said... I remember a spring some time ago...that a "Traffic stopping" woman - literally
stopped traffic - Red dress...no bra..."fxxk me pumps" That "just stepped out of a salon" hair (brunette) ... I was standing on the corner of 52nd street and Park Ave. ALL the traffic stopped - and darn near all the pedestrian traffic - Male and Female stopped and watched her cross the street....

so...I heartily agree with Mr. Kipling

Re: Sorry, sorry, sorry!

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

:-)

Re: Ummm

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I believe it is, but check with your teachers to be sure. I imagine if someone (or more than one someone) can't be there, it could be moved.

Re: Ummm

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

I think it's being worked on. Unfortunately, we had a tough time coming up with a time that would work for everyone. This was the closest we could come without having to go after Memorial Day.
Gotta love those busy people!