Happiness is a Warm Gun

[triadruid]

Today's happiness is brought to you by the mad desire to filk Christmas Carols to the theme of the parlor game Mafia.

Unfortunately, most of the rewrites are chock full of in-jokes so they lose something in translation, but I'm laughing hysterically over here... I just finished "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing!"

The Twelve Days of Christmas are fairly easy to understand, though. My favorite iteration thus far is:

On Day Twelve of Christmas,
the mod revealed unto me
Twelve scummers scumming,
Eleven players posting,
Ten trackers tracking,
Nine lurkers lurking,
Eight people voting,
Seven hammers dropping,
Six goons a-swinging,
FIVE RE-PLACE-MENTS!
Four scum factions,
Three dead townies,
Two town masons,
And a cultist vigilante.

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

That sings very well in the Key of Q. I like it. :)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

God rest ye merry townspeople
Let nothing you dismay
Remember that you have a doc
To keep the goons away
To save you from the vigilantes
And the Maf-i-ay
O-oh tidings of murder and lynch, murder and lynch
Let's get on to the murder and lynch.

In Newbieville, en route to Rome,
The setup is C9.
Protect the cop, don't kill the doc
And you will do just fine.
Beware the IC's logic, though:
In front of you, there's wine!
O-oh tidings of murder and lynch, murder and lynch
Let's get on to the murder and lynch.

From Mith the First Godfa-a-ther
Was born the scummy site
And now it keeps Jeep bu-i-sy
Through morning, noon, and night
To keep the queueing tidy
(In Singapore, they fight!) (sorry, that's a GL joke, not a MS joke)
O-oh tidings of murder and lynch, murder and lynch
Let's get on to the murder and lynch.

... I could probably go on. No need for that, though, right?? :)

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Post eeeeet! Do it, seriously.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

For you, anything. :-P