Hymns for a Secular Winter Holiday (the Thursday before Christmas, in other words)

[triadruid]

So far today, I've come up with:

• "Cold and Shitty", to the tune of Chamillionaire's "Ridin' (Dirty)";
  
• "Too Much Salt On My Roads", to the tune of Styx' "Too Much Time On My Hands".

Whadda you got? featherynscale had another one this morning, but I've forgotten it now...

Comments

Just the title?

[lilia-blackbear.livejournal.com]

"Good Morning Snowplow" to the tune "Good Morning Sunshine" from Hair... dedicated to my favorite tax-paid laborer

Good Morning Snowplow

Good morning snowplow
The roads say hello
You're plowing below us
We're sleeping above.

Good morning snowplow
You wake us from sleep
My love and me as we dream
Our early morning dozing dream

Sloshy slush slooshy
Clibby Clabby Clooshy
Sna sna sna snow snow
Slabba slippy slabba
Nooby abba nabba
Sne Sne snow snow
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba naba
Early morning dozing dream

Good morning snowplow
The roads say hello
You're plowing below us
We're sleeping above.

Good morning snowplow
You wake us from sleep
My love and me as we dream
Our early morning dozing dream

Sloshy slush slooshy
Clibby Clabby Clooshy
Sna sna sna snow snow
Slabba slippy slabba
Nooby abba nabba
Sne Sne snow snow
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba naba
Early morning dozing dream

Dozing a dream
Having a dream
Dozing a dream
Loving a dream
Living a dream
Dozing a dream
Doze the dream
Dream dream dream doze
Doze doze doze doze dream

Re: Just the title?

[crookedface.livejournal.com]

That's the most interesting riff on Starshine I've ever seen!

Re: Just the title?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I'm not cool enough to filk more than just a couple lines of a song, usually... so for me, just the title. :P

[lilia-blackbear.livejournal.com]

And druidevo just got home, so I told him what I was submitting... and he said, "Welcome to the Tundra" to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses, of course.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Nice.

[theslice.livejournal.com]

"It's a Long Way to the Top (of the snow fort I built)"

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Rock-n-roll bagpipes FTW!

[theslice.livejournal.com]

I generally don't like bagpipes, but when I see Bon Scott grab a set and start piping along with his hired piper crew, it makes me kinda giddy.