A Play in Two Acts

[triadruid]

Whence Owlbears?

Or, Why These Two Should Not be Allowed to be Alone Together in a Car for Fourteen Hours


Act 1.
[Tarrasque enters stage right.]
Tarrasque: Graaaaahr! Eughnaraghhhhh!
[Tarrasque exits stage left, stomping and smashing.]
Wizard voice [offstage]: Holy crap!

Act 2.
[A collection of wizards occupies a large windowless room.]
Wizard1: We should make something to combat that!
Wizard2: I have an idea… [gestures offstage]
Wizard3: What the shit is that?!?
Wizard2: It’s an owl… and a bear… and you put them together…
Wizard3: I can see that, but what does it do?
Wizard2: It’s an owl… and a bear…
Wizard1: Godsdamnit, Leroy, you are out of the wizard club! Turn in your hat and lock the door behind you.
Wizard2: I’ll show you! [exits stage right]
Wizard1: Alright, anybody else got any ideas?
Wizard3: … What’s that smell?


Comments

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

...right. =)

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

OWLS?! http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/owls

[kaymyth.livejournal.com]

Bwee-heeheehee!

More time in the car together! MORE!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry, our truly long day is still before us...and we have several more 'episodes' to plan for your game on Saturday.

Allentown?

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

Hey, I have a cousin there!

Re: Allentown?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

We saw most of Allentown last night, by virtue of poor directions on my part (wandered up through the middle of town, rather than directly to our hotel). Nice place, from what we could tell...

See you tomorrow, hopefully.

Re: Allentown?

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

So, do you two like Ethiopian food?

Re: Allentown?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

featherynscale certainly does, and I don't mind it.

We're about 3 hours away, and planning on leaving here between 8:30 and 9. We'll let someone know when we have more specific timing...