I have become Shin-barker, Destroyer of Toenails.

[triadruid]

This morning I stubbed my toe for about the seventeenth time in the last month... both big toenails are now cracked and doing stoopid healing tricks. And then, this morning it spread... not one, but two people within five minutes stumbled or tripped over the ground when they walked past me on my way to City Hall (and no, neither were the usual downtown zombies - the second one was a very pretty young woman in a business suit).

What the hell, kids? I'm not usually a particularly clumsy person, and I *think* I'm getting enough sleep...

::edit:: Aaaand got another one, getting into the elevator at the doctor's office this afternoon. And she was in front of me, so I can't be blamed for 'distracting' this one!

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Were they turning their heads to look at the pretty blond boy go past?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I knew someone was going to ask that; it seemed very likely not, at least in the first case. The second (the woman in the suit) had already given me a big smile, and seemed to be more distracted by trying to dial her phone.

[archway.livejournal.com]

~giggles...agrees that Blond Man might be a distraction!~

[auraseer.livejournal.com]

Somebody must have left the gravity turned up. People in my office have been dropping stuff all morning.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

There's just no Quality Control anymore.

[auraseer.livejournal.com]

Sure there is-- over next to the Gravity Control, right above the thermostat. The last two are the with big locking guards over them. (Those are my fault actually. I had made a habit of cranking the dials up to a more comfortable setting whenever I walked past. Management eventually got tired of having to wind them back them to the cheap end.)

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

Hell, your range is wider than that. I've been stubbing toes all week, although not to the damage extent you've been able to achieve, evidently. *sympathies*

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You're like a poltergeist, but with feet. You're a podtergeist. :)