Truth in advertising?

[triadruid]

Your Slogan Should Be

David, the Other White Meat.

The Slogan Generator

This particularly juxtaposes well with the "SuperSexObjectGirl" firestorm going on elsewhere on the Internets...

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Bonus points, cuz you're from Iowa.

I did the thing, and got "Between love and madness lies featherynscale." :)

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

Also, why do I not have an Iowan icon...?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I got "fragile as a caress."
Er.

caress of WHAT?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Huh. I have this sudden urge to sing "A Grazing Mace"...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Well, that's right, isn't it?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. :)

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

::snort::

[royal-spice.livejournal.com]

Given my LJ name, the thing said "Do you have royal_spice inside?" And that just creeped me out, so I put in my first name and got, "Uncommonly Made, Uncommonly Good." Yeah, I'll stick with that one! ;)

(Thanks for the friending!)