Special Bonus Going-to-Hell Acrophobia Round!

[triadruid]

Anyone can play, even if they weren't involved before. This one isn't for points, just for kicks.

So featherynscale is having some health worries. And as All Of You probably know, none of our family has any desire to exist in an unrecoverable state like Terri Schivo or my now-departed mother. So she's considering getting a "DNR" tattoo on her chest, much like Mary Wohlford of Decorah, Iowa. I suggested it again today at lunch, but only if she could think of some other use for the tattoo in the event that she lives another 50 years.

So the question to you, gentle readers, is what else does "DNR" stand for if placed on her ample and impressive bosom? (if you need context, here's a photo of the target zone, more or less)


Answers are screened; voting will take place tomorrow.

Comments

[leiandra.livejournal.com]

Deliciously Nibbleable Rack

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

*snort*
You are the king of the bad taste people. I'm impressed. :)

[arkhamrefugee.livejournal.com]

Daring Nipples Revealed?

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

Damn Nice Rutabagas

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

Damn Nice Rack is the obvious one. Drooling Not Recommended might be another. But really, any tattooing would just spoil the beauty of the landscape.

[orcjohn.livejournal.com]

Do Not Remove.

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

Delightful Nubile Racounteuse.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Do not Rasberry!

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

DNR = Decidedly Near Ribcage

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

Delectable Natural Resource

Do i Need a Reason?

[zerself.livejournal.com]

I don't really know what else it could stand for...but I wouldn't mar that lovely bosom.

I'd put the tattoo where the second pad (paddles being a thing of the past) for the defibrillator go: midline axilliary line on her left side (roughly 10cm below your arm pit on the side of your chest), far away from marking up breasts.

Of course, if you tattoo DNR, you have to tattoo your signature too...that could get interesting

(Can you tell I've thought about this? Actually my plan is to just start writing it on in sharpie marker when I get older...)

Re: Do i Need a Reason?

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

The fact that it was tattoo'd on proves that at some point the skin that it mars has signed off on it, as tattooing requires signatures, so that should be enough, shouldn't it?

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

I doubt that a tattooed instruction would be any more legally binding than a bloody thumbprint on the dotted line, and for the same reasons.

[zerself.livejournal.com]

I think you're exactly right... although searching about the whole idea turned up some interesting stories.

Re: Do i Need a Reason?

[zerself.livejournal.com]

No, because the paper you sign to get the tattoo has to do with the legality of getting the tattoo...not your wishes about resuscitation.

After looking at some of the news stories about people who have actually tattoo-ed DNR on themselves, the consensus seems to be that they don't hold up legally...even with a signature.

DNR's are tricky things. In some states you have to produce the original paper for it to be honored, sometimes there are different DNR's for in hospital versus out...

It's a mess really.

[ashlupa.livejournal.com]

...I could see a fantastically successful career advertising for a Domain Name Registrar...

[kenllama.livejournal.com]

Damn! Nice Rack =)
Dirty, Nasty, Raunchy.
Do Not Reduce!
Delicious Nipples -- Really!

[ysathora.livejournal.com]

desires nipple rub

Any excuse to play with those...

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

...in GIMP.

Actual Submission: Respects Needy Dyslexics

Other fun ones:
Demands Neverending Reverence
Definitely Need Rubbed
Distant Nether Region
Doesn't Neglect Ruffians
Don't Neglect Recruitment
Denied Natural Reductions
Druid's Natural Resources