Trying to raise the 'fun' level

[triadruid]

Can't really see myself doing the Year meme going around, so I'll opt for the Movie Quote one instead:

• Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
  
• Go to IMDb (or Wikiquote) and find a quote from each movie. (or in some cases, just remember them.)
  
• Post them here for everyone to guess.
  
• Strike it out Italicize it when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it correctly and the name of the movie.
  
• NO GOOGLING/using IMDb/Wikiquote search functions.
  
• I'm stealing jackbabalon23's rule, too - no more than two correct per person, please. I know some of you are encyclopedic in your knowledge of dumb movie lines. :)

1. "I always think everything could be a trap — which is why I'm still alive." - The Princess Bride (Prince Humperdinck), featherynscale
   
2. "He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered." - Ghostbusters II (Ray Stantz), celtic_elk
   
3. "A University of Chicago study. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now." - Lucas (Lucas Blye), matchgirl42
   
4. "You mean I'm gonna die because some asshole didn't bring a pair of pliers?" - The Manhattan Project (Lt. Colonel Conroy), fionnabhar
   
5. "Well, I won't argue that it was a no-holds-barred adrenaline fuelled thrill-ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.", Hot Fuzz (Sgt. Nicholas Angel), auraseer
   
6. "He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!" - Se7en (Detective Mills), featherynscale
   
7. "You can say anything you want, cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get." - Reservoir Dogs (Mr. Blonde), gamera_spinning
   
8. "Just don't fuck my dad, all right? Please?" - American Beauty (Jane Burnham), lilia_blackbear
   
9. "You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards." - Fletch (Fletch), rfunk
   
10. "I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a God-damned percentage." - Aliens, liquidfun
    
11. "You're the only woman I ever knew that didn't improve her situation by getting divorced." - The Lost Boys (Grandpa), lilia_blackbear
    
12. "Don't, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties." - 10 Things I Hate About You (Kat Stratford), kittenpants
    
13. "Went away? 'I dwell in darkness without you' and it went away?" - Willow (Sorsha), celtic_elk
    
14. "I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur." - Return of the Jedi (Han Solo), auraseer
    
15. "You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard?" - Predator (Major Dillon), unclaimed.
    
16. "I'm not proud of it but, there was a time in my life when I was a bit of a kiddie host groupie." - Death to Smoochy (Nora Wells), saffronhare
    

::edit:: Answered the last one that no-one got...

Comments

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

I've got a few of these, but in order to abide by the rules:

2. Ghostbusters II
13. Willow

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Right on both. I bloody love that Willow quote...

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

"Why? Because I'm your sun, your moon, your starlight sky?"
"Get your hair outta my face or I'll chop it off."

=)

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Hey, where did the "kiddie host groupie" one go? (formerly known as #14) I think that was from Death to Smoochy!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Okay, bonus point to you for catching the entry while it still had 16 entries!

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I can use all the bonus points I can get right now. Also, these are *awesome* quotes! I love them so.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

How could you do it with Wally the Whale? !!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

1 is The Princess Bride.
6, I think, is Se7en.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Right and right; good catch on 6.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

10 is killing me. It's right on the tip of my brain. I can hear the line, even. Gah.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Read on for a resolution to your crisis...

[lilia-blackbear.livejournal.com]

8. American Beauty
11. The Lost Boys(?) Doesn't the grandpa say that to the mom?

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

He does indeed! You beat me to that one by a couple minutes.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Yes and yes. I took her name out of the second one to make it a little harder...

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

10. Aliens!

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

14. One of the Star Wars ... episode VI, I think?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

10 is right. 14 is Jedi, while they're riding out to the Sarlaac... (technically, auraseer beat you by a minute on that one)

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

I noticed we split the times on that ... auraseer and I must watch the same movies.

[auraseer.livejournal.com]

10 is from Aliens.
14 is from Return of the Jedi.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Right on both; liquidfun beat you to #10, so you can guess again if you like (assuming there are any left by the time I get done working through comments)

[auraseer.livejournal.com]

Is #5 from Hot Fuzz?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! (yes)

[lilia-blackbear.livejournal.com]

Oh, and since I guessed my two (and I know the first one is right -- it's my very favoritist movie, and I have outside confirmation on the other) and I won't be guessing anymore, I decided to Google #4 because it was so on the tip of my tongue... and the first website was Wikiquote. The third was IMDB. The second was this here LJ entry! You rank higher than IMDB. :-)

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Christ, Google indexes fast these days...

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

9. Fletch
14. Return of the Jedi (Han Solo)

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

9 is right, good catch!

14 is right, but several people beat you to it... want to guess another?

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

Is #12 10 Things I Hate About You?
#8 is American Beauty.

I am horrified that nobody has gotten #14 yet. OMG. <3 <3 <3 But I'll leave that for someone else.

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

Aha, by the time I got around to finishing my reply, they got it. Thank the gods.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You gotta leave some for other people. :)

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I thought that one was sufficiently obvious that I'd let someone else get it. Using jackbabalon23's rule makes me play much more strategically.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

#12 is indeed 10 Things. #8 is right, but E. beat you to it...

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

#7 is Reservoir Dogs, and #9 is Fletch.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Both right, of course. rfunk beat you to #9, however...

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

Since people got Return of the Jedi before me, I'll go ahead and say that 5 and 12 sound positively Whedonesque. Is #12 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (the movie)?

Nope

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

I fail.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

It does sound Whedonesque, in retrospect, but i can't stand that movie, so it's not on my list...

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

I'm too late. The ones I know are all guessed.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Dood, I stumped Lex.

ZOMG

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

#3 is from Lucas. I loved that scene...mind fucking with the jocks, it was bloody brilliant...

Hrm. Didn't he also put linamint in his teammate/tormenter's jock straps?? I'm having a difficult time remembering if that was this movie or a different one...

Re: ZOMG

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

#3 is indeed Lucas, I expected that one to last longer than most...

Re: ZOMG

[lilia-blackbear.livejournal.com]

Are you thinking of Revenge of the Nerds when the nerds put liquid heat in the jockstraps of the football players?

Granted, I knew the Lucas quote too... I was a preteen during the Corey era so of course I still to this day know most of the lines from their movies, even from before they were heart-throbs as with this one-- but when choosing my two to guess at here, I had to get my favorite movie... and guessed from the movie with both Coreys, you see...

Re: ZOMG

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

Hrm...maybe it was Revenge of the Nerds...but I still think it was done in this movie too...hrm.

Re: ZOMG

[lilia-blackbear.livejournal.com]

I think I'm gonna have to rent that... it has been so long... but I'm beginning to remember that Jeremy Piven's character and another football player play a prank on Lucas... it may just be that it is Lucas who gets his jockstrap messed with...

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

#4--The Manhattan Project

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Ding!

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

Is that last one "Super Mario Brothers?"

Or is it Jurassic Park?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Nope, neither of those.