I have the strangest job in five counties

So I spent much of my morning moving boxes from my boss' office to the storage room we rent, and to her new office, then went to a PR meeting, then spent the afternoon organizing said storage room and finished up with a 3:30 meeting that didn't start until sometime around 4. No big deal, right? Right.

So amidst my Litany Against Spiders Bigger Than My Shoe while reorganizing the storage room, I came across something that never fails to fill me with unrepentant glee when I (re)discover it there. Among the device request forms, giveaways, charcoal grills, ancient staplers and other detritus in the office is a black plastic outdoor trashcan, the sort that stands about 3' high and rolls on two wheels when it is full. Sticking out of this trash can are approximately 20 four-foot-long, one-inch-thick sharpened stakes. They're high quality stakes; nothing but the best for our tax dollars at work. But we've never used them in my tenure at the office these last ~3 years.

I can only assume that sometime between 1998 and 2001, there was a credible threat of vampire infestation in Kansas City that made the Crime Prevention office decide to "Be Prepared."

Bunch of weirdo boy scouts.

Heaven for Climate, Hell for Company

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to:
the Second (or maybe Eighth) Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test