Love does not preclude beatings, however

[triadruid]

Stolen gleefully from jdoryt:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, sprinting through the desert! It is Triadruid, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh: "I'm going to bludgeon you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

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so much is so wrong with this...

[zylch.livejournal.com]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, stalking through the wasteland! It is Zylch, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She bellows mightily: "I'm going to fuck you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and sever every head in sight!"

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Thank goodness for gender equality

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Well, mine turned out the same no matter what sex I indicated. Here you go (text only because I hated the colors):

Prowling over the mountains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Saffronhare! And s/he gives a booming bellow: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to all I see like a sentient bulldozer!!"

Did it really say "two hardened pitas," as in the unleavened bread product?

Maybe it's two hardened PITAs...

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

One being your husband, and the other being...ummm... me?

Hey, it's like driving a tank...dual-wielded Pain-In-The-Asses.

Bwa. Ha. Ha.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the terrain! It is Kimberly, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, her voice cometh: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

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Re: Maybe it's two hardened PITAs...

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

::applause::

And here I was worried I wouldn't get my RDA of innuendo for the day.

Re: Maybe it's two hardened PITAs...

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Drive the Tank! Drive the Tank! Drive the Tank!

4-year-old Satanic gnomes on sugar rushes

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Duly feared.

Re: 4-year-old Satanic gnomes on sugar rushes

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Give the Little Dragon a year. featherynscale has been training her.

Re: 4-year-old Satanic gnomes on sugar rushes

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Who, me? Never. I'm just the housemonster. That one's got godparents to teach her to be terrifying.

Re: 4-year-old Satanic gnomes on sugar rushes

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Besides, I was referring to you as the sugary gnome for Satan, not Fii :)

(just paraphrasing your battlecry)

Re: 4-year-old Satanic gnomes on sugar rushes

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I know. Nic was just saying that if you think I'm bad, imagine what sort of havoc will be caused by my student...
(Not that this applies of course. I have *never* *ever* taught a Turner to do something inappropriate. At all.)

Anyway, I'm more sort of a honey-dipped gnome for Eris.

Re: 4-year-old Satanic gnomes on sugar rushes

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

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...*blink*™ Saffronhare

Scuse me; speechless. Well done.

Re: Thank goodness for gender equality

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I think it is a mispelling.. two hardened putas would lay much more waste if properly motivated.

Honey-Dipped Gnome for Eris

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Now there's a bumper sticker for ya.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

[leiandra.livejournal.com]

Skulking amidst the desert, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Leiandra! And she gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"

Re: so much is so wrong with this...

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

see what happens when you refuse yourself lovin for a year? ;) sorry i had to say it...nobody else did. :P

Re: Bwa. Ha. Ha.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

that was rigged!

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

Re: Bwa. Ha. Ha.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh. :-P