Because taran_stone recruited me

[triadruid]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In January, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon finnchu (65 points). In August, I recruited druidevo as a new cultist (30 points). In June, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I sacrificed docwebster to Cthulhu (500 points). In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (380 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
triadruid

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Woo, I get to go home early!

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I always think you should be eaten first. It's just polite.

[ishara.livejournal.com]

I think we all secretly hope to be eaten first... ;)