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First, the overdue meme:

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Sell myself on ebay.



Get your resolution here




Woke up this morning disoriented from having been in the middle of an immersive video game. I'm fairly certain this doesn't actually exist, but here you go:

The game is nearly photo-realistic, done from an isomorphic view (3/4 above the player). Either the sole, or primary, character class is a sort of woodsman-druid. Mine favored a long-hafted axe. It was winter and there was snow on the ground, but I'm not sure if the season changes over time. In the top right corner is a meter showing how many more animal pelts/meat I need to collect for my quota. "2 more bear pelts to go!", etc. Wolves were by far the most numerous and dangerous animal on my list; there were 71 of them listed.

I wandered through the woods for a bit, collecting my last two bears, and then came upon a ledge covered in deep drifted snow. Suddenly 1, 2, ... 5 wolves shook themselves out of the snowdrift in front of me where they'd been waiting. Fighting is all done in real time, so while my axe took down two of the wolves, they killed me in short order. I was wondering whether I'd come back to life immediately in my last location, or have to travel back there, and if I respawned there, whether or not I'd have full life or just a sliver... and that's when I woke up.

I'd buy it. :) But what should it be called?

Date: 2006-01-06 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
First of all re your resolution: I'll start the bidding at 36 assorted jelly beans

Secondly: I think your game/dream/life should be called "The Woodsman: Graphic adventures in Druidry"

Date: 2006-01-06 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sxypaganmom.livejournal.com
I see your 36 assorted jelly beans and raise you by one chocolate bar

Date: 2006-01-06 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
36 jellybeans, a chocolate bar, and a shot of Laphroaig (10 year).

Date: 2006-01-06 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
36 jellybeans, 2 chocolate bars, a shot of Laphroaig (10 year) and a full body massage.

Date: 2006-01-06 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sxypaganmom.livejournal.com
Just for clarifcation is that scotch or whiskey? i think it's the latter?

Date: 2006-01-06 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com
Actually, it's scotch and whisky.

Date: 2006-01-06 04:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-06 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sxypaganmom.livejournal.com
36 jelly beans, 2 chocolate bars from godiva, three shots of Laphroaig, a full body massage, and a free house cleaning.

Date: 2006-01-06 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Oh hell, a house cleaning. Too rich for my blood, I fold. :)

Date: 2006-01-06 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sxypaganmom.livejournal.com
WHEN YOU USED TO CLEAN HOUSES FOR A LIVING IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. LOL

Date: 2006-01-06 04:48 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (eat your head)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
I'm sure it says something about my day that I never expected *this* to be the part of my post that got all the comments...

Date: 2006-01-06 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Hee! As it turns out, women want you.

Date: 2006-01-06 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
I'll bow out of this one too... a house cleaning is a bit high. I don't know that I would bid that for [livejournal.com profile] cerrunos.

Date: 2006-01-06 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sxypaganmom.livejournal.com
I understand, it's especially high if you hate cleaning houses, however, i don't really mind. I just dislike doing it for a living.

Date: 2006-01-07 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brandy22kc.livejournal.com
36 jelly beans, 2 chocolate bars from godiva, three shots of Laphroaig, a full body massage, and a free house cleaning, will moe the lawn and raise you a free a car detailing clothes or not for all ...

Date: 2006-01-07 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sxypaganmom.livejournal.com
i'm out don't do yard work

Date: 2006-01-07 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opaljax.livejournal.com
I so wanted to get into the bidding, but dammit, had nothing that could possibly overbid a housecleaning (ye Gods, woman!!). However, I just want it in the record that I would have bid if I could've.

About That Game...

Date: 2006-01-07 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexpendragon.livejournal.com
The Game Sounds Kewl.

And, If you Take Away All The Quality, It sounds Vaguely Like Kingdom Of Loathing, In That I Fought A wolf, You Collect Meat, And There's Some Trees.

Re: About That Game...

Date: 2006-01-07 06:50 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (Moo! Moo moo moo. Moo?)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
But other than that, it's completely different!

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