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Setite
Setite

Well you're a sick, twisted little bastard aren't you.

When you aren't pulling the wings off of flies and melting

them with a magnifying glass, you're probably dreaming up

ways to kill all those who stand in your way.

Ya laugh it up and smile, you're a psycho and everybody's

gotta be something right?

The good news is you're willing to do anything for anyone...

that is if they're willing to pay the price. The bad news...

there are some sick fucks out there ready to test that theory.


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I think I remember why this is funny...

Date: 2003-10-30 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Congradulations... you have ben choosen by clan Tremere. A clan of vampire wizards who master the occult... you are obviously one who wishes to master magic.
Tremere

Way too much Lord of the Rings for you my
friend. Back away from the eye of newt and stop
eating dead flies. So you dabbled in the
occult and now you've caught the attention of
the only vampire clan dedicated to magik.
Fucking whoopdie doo for you. Smile all you
want, their watching you now bitch and if you
fuck up they'll kill ya and bring you back as
the wart on a toads ass.


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From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Nobody likes you.
No clan wants you.

Your pathetic. There isn't a single clan that
would want you. That's pretty bad considering
the fact that the Nosferatu will take just
about anyone. I mean you must be a truly
pathetic individual. The good news is you have
the personality of a lima bean... the bad news
is... well hell it's all bad news to you
anyways. Stay away from sharp objects and fire
your shrink (it's not working).


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could be worse, I suppose...

Date: 2003-10-30 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
Gangrel
Brujah

Congradulations you've been choosen by what is
arguably the most bad ass clan (who cares if
their brains no bigger then peas). Seriously
though you need to take some anger management
courses and some serious counseling wouldn't
hurt. It's not too late to change your path
but I'm guessing you don't give a fuck what I
say.


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