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So the first report by the US weapons inspectors (as opposed to the UN weapons inspectors and IAEA nuclear inspectors who came up largely negative in the past) is out, and it's not good. Unsophisticated attempts to revive programs, a single vial of botulinum toxin (yeah, the same stuff they use in California for Botox), and some 'clear ambitions'. What? That's it?

Not to worry, though; our fearless leader understands better than we do: He believes that this shows that Saddam was "a danger to the world" and "Saddam Hussein actively deceived the international community"... stop me if the irony gets too much. Obviously, the lack of weapons found just shows how devious and secretive Saddam's weapons program really was! I mean, think about it; he's still able to maintain absolute secrecy after being out of power for 5 months! Our administration wishes it was so efficient...oh nevermind. I'm done. Kay's inspection team is requesting 6-9 more months, which will be just fine by me; that means this will still be alive, one way or another, in April of 2004, only 6 months before the election.

At least Clinton was a good liar.

Date: 2003-10-03 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Hehe. I just saw this quote in another blog, and I thought it was worth repeating...

From Jon Stewart, The Daily Show:

"Bill Clinton, please come back... we're sorry.... here's a cigar, we'll let you stick it wherever you want."

*snort*

Date: 2003-10-03 12:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
As Via says, "Regime change starts at home!".

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