11/11, not 10/10

[triadruid]

For whatever reason, the City gives us Veteran's Day off, not Columbus Day. I figured this out finally, so I'm at home most all of the day. In addition to the actual tasks on my to-do list, that sounds like time for a bit of mischief...

MEME BEGINS HERE
If you saw me in (the back of) a police car, what would you think I had been arrested for?
Answer in comments, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.