In mah game, mixin' mah metafores

Had to level up some of the NPCs for the Amnesia Campaign last night (before sending them off to certain doom in the Islands), and a couple of them got new feats and spells. Fast forward to this morning:

triadruid: Leveled up some of the Amnesia NPCs last night; the lower level ones who've actually been doing things.
featherynscale: Anybody get anything interesting?
triadruid: Well, some of the sorcerers got new spells...oh, and Leodd^* got Trample.
featherynscale: ... uhh, great! Because the last thing a half-elf warrior with a greataxe needs is Trample‽
triadruid: He's like a 6/4 Half-Elf with Trample! *grin*

* No, I don't know why he's Welsh either. But it does go a long way toward explaining his weaponry and temperament...