Weirdness Scale

So picture this: it's a cold, dark winter evening, and the entire Entropic Trinity is cuddling in one bed. What might they be up to? If you guessed, "Devising stupid metrics for unlikely measurement scales?", you'd be right!

It was actually surprisingly easy to come up with the top end of the scale, though we faltered a bit on the low end.

( Weirder than thou )

Alterations and additions are of course welcome. There are also factors that give or reduce points on the scale, but they are a Closerly Guarded Secrit™ (i.e. we haven't finished the list yet). kittenpants posits that there is a quiz lurking in here somewhere, crying out to be made.