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[triadruid]

Q: What do you call a sociopath with a poorly developed sense of self and anger management issues?

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[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

featherynscale. Why do you ask?

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

I usually call him "Dad."

[teacup-werewolf.livejournal.com]

Sounds like one of my teachers actually

[rougewench.livejournal.com]

My ex-husband, Rolf.


D.

[auraseer.livejournal.com]

A: Whatever he wants.
OR
A: Just don't call him late for dinner.
OR
A: One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill a bathtub with brightly colored bicyles

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Usually we call him The Dementor. He's my brother-in-law.

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

[shrug] My mother's second husband, why?

[naiadea.livejournal.com]

starts with E ends with us in bed together?

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

Both my father and my ex, yo.

Oh wait...you said "what." Hmmmm.

The "owner" of a harem of bitches in prison? (Except the ones in solitary, and even then...)

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Why would I call myself? I'm already here.

Besides, I tried it once and kept getting a busy signal.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Redundant

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Good answer!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

You have a poorly developed sense of self?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

MaybE?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

In what way?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Just curious what people would say.

[royal-spice.livejournal.com]

Eh?

[naiadea.livejournal.com]

That'd be your ex and my ex-best friend... I haven't thought about her in years...

[sabrina-pandora.livejournal.com]

My ex-wife.

Just don't tell her that to her face. She outweighs you by a good buck twenty five, and she's a hitter.

[arkhamrefugee.livejournal.com]

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I figured that was who you meant...don't think she was a sociopath, though. Pathological, perhaps, but then who isn't?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Good advice, there.

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

You beat me to it.

I couldn't say that about my ex and be fair, but your's? *nods* You betcha.

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks, I needed that laugh.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Nah, misread. I have an extremely well-developed sense of self. I have (had?) poor self-esteem.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Nah. I think he knows exactly who he is, even if none of the rest of us knew where he was until Tuesday.